We’ve Gotta Tap That Ass Fourteen Times

For the second time in less than a week, assassins from the deadly Santa Rosa de Lima Cartel (CSRL) return to remind the world of their way of life. The Mexican government can try to present the CSRL as being debilitated for the sake of public relations. 

But the enforcers prove once again that they’re still around to handle their business. For this broadcast, a local thief in the city of Celaya narrates before the camera his criminal dealings which eventually caught the attention of the Santa Rosa de Lima Cartel. 

The captive, José Guadalupe Ortega Olivares, is questioned inside a room. Next he finds himself surrounded by armed men outside. Everything is made to look like he will be beheaded on film. Surprisingly, the CSRL spares his life with a public beating instead.

Sicario: Alright, you fool, what’s your name?

Captive: José Guadalupe Ortega Olivares. 

Sicario: What do people call you?

Captive: El Vampi. 

Sicario: Where do you live?

Captive: I reside in the Emiliano Zapata neighborhood. 

Sicario:  Which street?

Captive: The Antonio Garza street. It’s next to a hardware store. 

Sicario: Alright, you fool, what exactly have you been up to lately?

Captive: I’ve been stealing sir. 

Sicario: Where though?

Captive: In the Alameda neighborhood and other localities. 

Sicario: What kind of localities? 

Captive: I hit some small restaurants for food. We were only coming through at night to get what we wanted. 

Sicario: Is this all you’ve done recently or what?

Captive: Yes sir. 

Sicario: Did your robberies consist of businesses only or people as well?

Captive: Yes sir, just businesses. 

Sicario #2: This will be the price you pay for any faggot that’s out here fucking up against the populace, the working class, or innocents. The warnings will continue as will the purge. For anyone that’s out here stealing from the Oxxo convenient stores, neighborhoods, homes, or pedestrians. This is how you will pay for your actions. 

Digital message reads as follows:

We have eyes in the neighborhoods of Emiliano Zapata, Valle Hermoso, Ejidal Samara Rita, Camargo, Olivos, Naranjos, Zona Centro, Zapote, Los Barrios, Americas, Haciendo del Bosque, San Juanico, Pinos, Latinos, Los Villas, Boulevard, Fonovissste, Gobernadores, Rancho Seco, Insurgentes, Herradura, and Monte Blanco. Let’s make these videos public so that we can put an end to the citizens affected by these crimes. Upload pictures and videos to the groups on WhatsApp or social media. So, that we can locate these thieves and put an end to their ways. 

Sincerely, The Santa Rosa de Lima Cartel (CSRL)

Vide Makabra by Nicko Rodríguez is the song that plays in the background during the flogging.

Source: Ivan’s Daily News